Tracklist

1	Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home	2:06
2	Texas Man Abducted By Aliens For Outer Space Joy Ride	2:37
3	National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor To Name New Wrestling Holds	2:33
4	Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled To Play Newborn Baby In High School Play	1:38
5	Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School At Top Of Her Class	1:17
6	Embarassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp	2:49
7	Principal Punishes Students With Bad Impressions And Tired Jokes	1:24
8	Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely Of Cheese	1:51
9	X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient	0:50
10	Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #2	1:01
11	Retired Woman Starts New Career In Monkey Fashions	1:35
12	Circus Strongman Runs For PTA President	3:19
13	High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built For 26	1:31
14	Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #1	1:22
15	Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees By Hungry Vampire Bats	2:26
16	Nevada Man Invents Piano With 21 Extra Keys	1:10
17	Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum From Soap	2:00
18	Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game	1:34
19	Ingenius Scientist Invents Car Of The Future	1:29
20	Car Gears Stick In Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards	1:48
21	Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town	1:56
22	Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes With Hundred-Dollar Bills	2:41

Companies, etc.

• Published By – Sit Boy Girl Music
• Published By – Roshashauna Music
• Published By – Excellent Classical Songs
• Copyright (c) – Matador Records
• Phonographic Copyright (p) – Matador Records

Credits

• Lyrics By – David Fair
• Written-By – David Fair, Yo La Tengo

Notes

Lyrics and song titles based on American tabloid-style press headlines.

©℗1998 Matador Records

Barcode and Other Identifiers

• Rights Society: BMI

Other versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
OLE 309-1	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo - Strange But True ‎(LP, Album)	Matador	OLE 309-1	US	1998
OLE 309-2	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo - Strange But True ‎(CD, Album)	Matador	OLE 309-2	UK & Europe	1998
OLE 309-2	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo - Strange But True ‎(CD, Album)	Matador	OLE 309-2	US	1998
APCY-8457	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo - Strange But True ‎(CD, Album, Promo)	Bandai Music, Matador	APCY-8457	Japan	1998
PVCP-8918	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo	Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo - Strange But True ‎(CD, Album, RE)	P-Vine Non Stop, Matador	PVCP-8918	Japan	2000