Tracklist

A1	Black Cum's Been Playing Lots Of Basketball	1:50
A2	Kill The President (Black Cum Cover)	2:35
A3	Black Cum Plays The Bass Drum And Sings At The Same Time	0:29
A4	Black Cum, Black Scare	3:00
A5	Trick The Dick (A Black Cum Tip)	0:56
A6	Black Cum's Smokin' Bluntz	0:04
A7	Black Cum Has A Job	2:47
A8	Black Cum Party	4:11
B1	Black Cum, A Whole Nother Side	3:23
B2	Satan Has A Barbed Cock (Explicit)	2:33
B3	You Must Believe In Black Cum	3:45
B4	Black Cum Is Wasted As Fuck (And Can't Waste It)	1:21
B5	Black Cum Is All American	1:54
B6	9-11, Black Cum Loves You	2:30
B7	Black Cum Is Dead	2:30

Notes

"HERE’$ THE FAX: BY WHICH BLACK CUM MEANT “THE FACT$:”
ALL R FANZZ R JU$T LOOKING FORAWARD 2 THE REVOLUTION (THE REV) IN WHICH EVERYTHING GOE$ BACK 2 THE DAMN PEOPLE (BLACK CUM) AND THEY $HOULD KNOW THAT IT’$ CUMMING $OON. BLACK CUM HA$ THE $PECIAL WORD ON ALL THI$ $HIT AND HERE’$ WHAT I$ CUMMIN UP: A $ICK A$$ COALITION OF GREEN DAY AND MOUNTAIN DEW I$ ABOUT 2 KICK$TART THE REVOLUTION U$ING THAT 1 CROWFUNDING WEB$ITEBLACK CUM CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME OF. AFTER THE REV BLACK CUM I$ GONNA WRITE EVEN DANKER $HIT THAN BLACK CUM HA$ BEEN WRITING. WHICH I$ HARD 2 FUCKING IMAGINE. BUT THAT’$ THE WHOLE POINT OF PO$T-MODERN-A$$ $HIT LIKE THI$. IT $TRETCHE$ YR FUCKING IMAGINATION. A LOT OF PO$ER$ OUT THERE LIKE 2 $AY THAT BLACK CUM I$ JU$T $HOCK ROCK—TRYING 2 PUT U$ IN A BOX OR $OME $HIT—BUT BLACK CUM I$N’T $HOCKING ROCKING GOOD TIME$ LIKE YOU ALL THINK; BLACK CUM I$ MORE THAN THAT. 1 THING THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I$ THAT BLACK CUM HA$ BEEN AROUND $INCE ALL THI$ $TARTED, BECAU$E WE $TARTED THE NEWE$T PO$T-EVERYTHING ROCK CUZ WE R THE MO$T INNOVATED BAND IN THE WHOLE $OLAR $Y$TEM! BUT, BUT, BUT YOU HAVE 2 KEEP IN MIND THAT ONCE BLACK CUM WA$ AFOOT ALL THE NEW $HIT $PAWNED IT $PAWNED ALL OVER AND ALL THE COOL AND HIP TUNE$ THAT YOU THINK R ALL NEW AND COOL, WELL BLACK CUM WA$ THE 1 THAT MADE THAT $HIT PO$$IBLE BECAU$E BLACK CUM I$ RICH A$ FUCK! WE HAVE TON$ OF MONEY AND WE’VE MADE TON$ OF MONEY MAKING R MU$IC AND IT I$ ONLY A MATTER OF TIME—WEEX, MAYBE MONTH$, BEFORE BLACK CUM I$ TAUGHT AND TEACHED AND LEARNED ABOUT IT IN ALL THE MU$IC COUR$E$, AND $OCIAL $TUDIE$ COUR$E$ AT THE UNIVER$ITY $CHOOL$. BLACK CUM KNOW$ R $HIT: BLACK CUM KNOW$ HOW 2 ROCK AND ROLL MORE THAN ALL OF THE OTHER BAND$. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE NEW HIP AND COOL $HIT THAT I$ ON THE RADIO$? NO. YOU HAVEN’T THAT I$ THE AN$WER. YOU CAN’T OF HEARD OF IT BECAUZE BLACK CUM I$ UNDERGROUND $HIT THAT I$ ONLY ENTERIN YR BRAIN WHEN YOU LI$TEN 2 NEW BLACK CUM RECORD THAT I$ BE$T RECORD BY THE BE$T BAND ON THE PLANET WHO HA$ ALL THE MONEY AND GET$ LAID ALL OF THE TIME BUT THE POLITICIAN$ DON’T KNOW THAT $HIT YET CUZ WE R THE POLITICIAN$ AFTER THE REZOLUTION ON NEW YEAR$. CONGRE$$ RECOGNIZE$ THE IMPORTANCE OF LOOKING FLY AND $O CONGRE$$ PEOPLE WEAR THE TIGHTE$T THREAD$ AND $O PEOPLE CAN TELL THE CONGRE$$ PEOPLE AFTER THE REV CAU$E THEY LOOK FLY. AND THEY DRINK MORE THAN MO$T PEOPLE. AL$O, PLUTO I$ A PLANET AGAIN AFTER THE REV. REVZ R COOL. THE ARAB $PRING WA$ A $O-$O REV. LET$ NOT COPY THEM WITH THE REV WHEN WE DO IT. BECAU$E BLACK CUM WANTS 2 HAVE A MORE BALLA A$$ REV. YOU CAN HAVE A REV AND $TILL MAKE MAD BUX AND PAID A$$ MONEY AND $PEND THE M1Y ON $TRIPPAZ AGAIN$T PATRIARCHY AND FOR THE REV. AND OTHER PRO REV $HIT. BUY THE FUCKIN REV. THAT’$ BLACK CUM’$ MOTTO. BUY THE FUCKIN REV THROUGH BUYIN THE MO$T REVOLUTIONARY PO$T-MU$IC A$$ BAND. BLACK FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN CUM. YA HEAR? BLACK CUM I$ AFOOT! BLACK CUM I$ AGODDAMNFOOT! DON’T DOUBT THAT THINGZ R GONNA BE DIFFERENT AFTER ERRY1 HEAR$ THI$ GODDAMN RECORD YR FUCKIN LI$TENIN 2! BLACK CUM I$ MAD NOW. BUT IT’$ OK. IT’$ MO$TLY NOT YR FAULT IF YER READING THI$."

-from the liner ntoes.